My brain is broken.

Last night I dreamt that my roommates and I had two dogs instead of cats. They were both Boxers; one was fully grown and the other was a little puppy. Then the big Boxer ate the little Boxer. We tried to stop him, but there was nothing we could do. Afterward, everyone was vaguely bummed about it... but no one seemed as horrified as the situation really deserved.

Then I had another dream in which a hedgehog was giving birth to multiple baby hedgehogs. One of the baby hedgehogs tried to crawl back inside the mother, and she consequently bled to death.

...what is going on with my subconscious?????